by Brave Saint Saturn
Breaking news regarding a horrific
tragedy with our nation's space program.
Apparently there has been a malfunction
of unknown origin aboard the USS Gloria,
the manned spacecraft currently in
orbit around the Saturn moon Titan.
Preliminary reports are saying that
the spacecraft began venting gasses
into space that propelled it into
the dark side of Titan. The crew is
now out of radio contact, and officials
at the Johnson Space Center in Houston,
Texas, believe that the possibilities
of the crew surviving a landing on the
moon to be very very slim. Right now
they are hoping that the crafthas
somehow remained in a stagnant position
in the eclipsed orbit of Titan,
which would allow for their survival
until a rescue effort could be executed.
Presently there is no way for us to
know whether they are alive or dead.
Our hopes and prayers go out with you