by Skankin Buvas
I drove to the dealer in my Rabbit.
He told me to wait in the lobby please.
I have a strange feelin', today's the day I get some new keys.
I want a new Beetlebeetlebeetlebeetlebeetlebeetlebugbugbug beetlebugbeetlebugbug.
After 53 minutes he's finished, now he can help me.
I'd like to make a purchase please.
I don't want a new Gulf or Jetta, I just want one of these.
So we mozy on over to the new bug section,
The blue one I like the best, I ask
How much will you give me for my Rabbit trade-in?
He says 5 grand, no less.
With felt tip black Bic pen in hand, my name I sign on the dotted line.
And now I'm takin' you for a ride in my new streamlined '99.