Intro:

Sits around, he eats all day
Never gives a thought to shave
Once a week he tries to bathe
Fatty girls is what he craves
Sits around, he eats all day
Never gives a thought to shave
Once a week he tries to bathe
Fatty foods is what he craves


He has long hair and smelly shirts
it's so disgusting when he burps
his floors are always filled with dirt
deodorant never seems to work
He has long hair and smelly shirts
it's so disgusting when he burps
his floors are always filled with dirt
deodorant never seems to work



Hello all you beautiful people
Who's the punk rock hippie that eats all the cookies?
Can you dig it?
Who's the man who's down with the program?
Check it like nobody's business
Thats right
Who's the man that rides around town all day on a burro?
Thats right
Who's the man that can dance like a dancing fool and make it look good?
Can you dig it my brother?

Sits around, he eats all day
Never gives a thought to shave
Once a week he tries to bathe
Fatty foods is what he craves